El mejor regalo que me puedes dar: "Su aplicación ha sido rechazada"

Ya sabía que existía, pero hasta que no chocas con él no le prestas la debida atención:

We found that your app provides access to external mechanisms for purchases or subscriptions to be used in the app, which is not in compliance with the App Store Review Guidelines.

Specifically, we found your app contains link to the website to subscribe and also references to subscription in the app description. Please see the attached screenshot/s for more information.

To be in compliance with the App Store Review Guidelines, it would be appropriate to remove the access to these mechanisms - including fully qualified links to your site that could indirectly provide access to these mechanisms, such as links to web pages for support, FAQ, product or program details, etc.

¡Ay Apple! Bonito regalo por la Navidad. En momentos como este nada parece más lindo que Android.